Field HQ // Web Division // Doc. 404-B
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Site under construction
Operation "Launch The Website" is behind schedule. Command blames the weather. The weather declined to comment.
Awaiting orders_
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- Status
- Delayed. Again. Tactically.
- ETA
- 0-dark-thirty, sometime in 2099
- Casualties
- 3 coffee mugs, 1 deadline, the intern's weekend
- Enemy
- One <div> that refuses to be centered